It’s really quite phenomenal how often* the computer-generated subtitles on YT videos make it sound like I’m rapping. Here are a few lines that I’ve adapted (but only slightly!) from the transcript produced on one of my Minecraft episodes:
Guess like something was wrong, like Clinton’s still wanted.
Quit saying words, ‘cause it’s time to get started.
Its finished status; structure gon’ be a Nexus,
2012 warns all snazzy it ain’t no residual --
It’s my personal design for all my grand rituals.
*by which I mean ever