Nothing to See here

It’s really quite phenomenal how often* the computer-generated subtitles on YT videos make it sound like I’m rapping. Here are a few lines that I’ve adapted (but only slightly!) from the transcript produced on one of my Minecraft episodes:

Guess like something was wrong, like Clinton’s still wanted.
Quit saying words, ‘cause it’s time to get started.

Its finished status; structure gon’ be a Nexus,
2012 warns all snazzy it ain’t no residual --
It’s my personal design for all my grand rituals.

*by which I mean ever

vicvondoombwhahaha:

punish me

vicvondoombwhahaha:

punish me

New side LP!

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

image

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

yourpantseridan:

The Ogre fanclass.

Here we have an Ogre of Heart, and an Ogre of life.

The Ogre class has the power to have layers.

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

Final episode!

baby's first words
baby: w...wa...
mom: water?
baby: WALUIGI NUMBAH ONE